
These guys can no longer claim, women don’t know true pain.
I enjoy this post WAY too much
Call me malicious but I want every male politician who’s against birth control and abortion to get hooked up to one of these.
A+ gif usage
thank you disney
Then, make a period simulator and hook it up to Dan.

It’s funny.
It was just a little blue box.
But it was so much bigger on the inside.
… oh my god
rebloging for the superb gif choice
you2tolemymagicvanillacupcakes:
in the name of
Finger me in the name of cardiology.
So today I had someone look at me knitting on the bus and ask ‘could you BE any more gay?’
I just calmly said ‘I could have a dick in my mouth’.
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
are you telling me it’s not
when you’re singing really loud and someone walks in and you just kind of
Is ur name banana cuz id like to tap that potASSium